"BREAKING NEWS: Congress has decided to forgo the August recess, so they can keep working at not passing bills, obstructing Obama and proving they work harder than the President."

"BREAKING NEWS: House Republicans drop lawsuit when finding out Obama approves of it."

…………fucking assholes.



Can I have a source???

the mirror 

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This makes Crowley’s use of the word so much more significant.

oh hell yeah.


(Source: akitosin)

When Hubster compares me to Alex Trebek…but in a good way. LOL.

"A sports bra with underwire is like the DMX of sports bars. They mean you are NOT fucking around. They mean “Look, I’m here to work, and I seriously don’t want to give myself two black eyes.”"

"Motherfucker, it’s not, a fucking, game
Fuck what you heard
It’s what you hearin
It’s what you hearin (Listen)
It’s what you hearin (Listen)
It’s what you hearin (Listen)”

~DMX, “X Gonna Give it to Ya”

"HUGE fan/love of the #SOTD group today…”Inside Out” SPOON! GO! \m/"

Time’s gone inside out
Time get’s distorted with
This intense gravity
I don’t got time for holy rollers
But then they wash my feet
And I won’t be their soldier

There’s intense gravity
Yeah, there’s intense gravity
I’m just your satellite
I’m just your satellite

"It simply isn’t an adventure worth telling if there aren’t any dragons."

J. R. R. Tolkien  (via mirkwoodling)

(Source: paintedwithhiddlesbatch, via lovebitchesandglitter)


Night vale getting deep

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